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Maurice Morris, Greg Little and Donald Brown were all on the scrap heap very recently. I added them all. I got 45.5 out of them in one week. I'm not a genius, but I clearly know how to use the waiver wire.
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Jason, I'm not gonna say that this week was lost solely due to your ill-advised start of the Eagles' D, but there were four defenses on the waiver wire that would have solved your problem (Titans, Bucs, Rams and Cards). Did you forget that that they haven't been playing "lights out" football, or that they were going up against New England? Perfectly good outings by Welker and Harvin, wasted. Oh, and I'll bet Scott doesn't sit Beanie Wells this week.
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This week's so-what game gave us a royal smackdown by Brian to Senor Simon. Denarius Moore riding the pine made this look worse than it was.
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Bob kept the dream alive by starting Jimmy Graham over Dustin Keller. Yours is the first team in my memory that has two TEs worth a damn. The real reason he beat Nieve was Sidney Rice going down for the season. Ouch. He's a keeper, but needs his bell un-rung.
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And then there's the chess match. The 15-round battle that can only be summed up in pictures, starting with a logo.
Or maybe you'd like this one...
Either way, we all win from a spectator's perspective. We started with a "shenanigoats" claim by Barak, who managed to land a solid hit by gaining sympathy amongst some of the owners...
...but then Mr. Tennen and Mr. Simon used strategery to sway the voters...
...and ultimately carried the day, using the power of persuasion, and stuff. My favorite moment came from Nieve, one of the aggrieved, who closed the battle with this handsome quip: "That gunshot you all just heard was me shooting myself in the head." I'm not sure anyone could have said anything quite so succinctly. Regardless, I enjoyed the craziness so much that I bought a memento, to remind me how much fun it was.
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Much Motion In Your Ocean (as of 12:00am, 12/1)
Simon: 22
Brian: 23
Tennen: 17
Russ: 16
Barak: 14
Jason: 13
Bob: 13Scott: 13
Nieve: 12
Smyth: 2
Smyth: 2
High Scorin' Mo-Fos
Team: 156.0, Nieve QB: 47.0, Rodgers (Tennen)
RB: 42.5, Foster (Bob)
WR: 42.0, Welker (Jason)
TE: 27.0, Gronkowski (Russ)
DE: 29.0, Ravens (Russ), Lions (Scott)
PK: 23.0, Seabass (Brian)