It's a plane!...
It's...uh...a sailboat? No, just a play. The sailboat play. See, you run an in-and-out, and you guys go left, and...
A pair of squeakers, a Colts dilemma for the ages, and McClintock and Katz set the bar low. Around the horn we go...
The Man of Steele got a little lucky on Monday night, with Matt Forte's whole 4 points enough to make the difference. If Finley would have gotten the call in the end zone, Aaron Rodgers' great night would have counted for naught and The Man From Laz would have a winning record. Again, Barak gets the shaft.
The other close call was for none other than yours truly. Needless to say, the Jets D is not doing what I thought they would, and will Darrelle get back on the field already? I was sweating Greg Jennings in the last game, especially as I watched the Jets D score drop, and drop, and drop. It looks like both Jennings and Matt Schaub are going to be feast or famine this season. Oh, and take a look at my points for and against this season. Jason and I are the biggest paper tigers around.
Speaking of whom, Peyton Hillis totally saved your butt, dude, as well as Scott's untimely benching of Flacco (who would have pulled you to within less than half a point) and Mike Wallace (who would have obliterated the Wolfpack). Of course, there's no way anyone would know that Steve Smith would come up empty and Dez Bryant would be playing with a stress fracture in his ribs (big points for manliness, none for doing your job).
The rich got richer as Smyth laid the smackdown on the Ticking McClocks. Along with a great new logo, Eric countered Brian's Vick with Rivers and a Gonzalez, and when Tony starts movin', your team score starts groovin'. Knowshon can't come back soon enough, hopefully that will give the McClocks some life.
Last but not least, The Anuses were a thing of beauty this past weekend (I'll bet you never thought you'd hear that sentence in your lifetime), led by a small, hairy, pretty dog from Indianapolis named Austin. That guys is putting up crazy fantasy stats, with 25.5-10-35 in three weeks. Beware, he'll bite your ankles and doom your chance at the JTTOU Bowl.
Leaders:
Team: Nieve - 140.5
QB: Peyton (Simon), Vick (Brian) - 33
RB: Arian Foster (Bob) - 41.5
WR: Boldin (Tennen) - 36
TE: Dallas Clark (Nieve), Gates (Scott) - 19.5
D: Steelers (Barak) - 28
K: Mason Crosby (Tennen) - 13
